Wilson: [closes the door] Where is… [House raises his eyebrow] the hooker, I assume?
House: [taps his head] Right up here, buddy. [he turns on a light and slips on to the couch]
Wilson: You said you’d hang the stethoscope if you were having sex.
House: I didn’t say it had to be with another person. [Wilson suddenly flinches away, extreme exasperation and a touch of horror to his expression] Can you think of anything that would tie together anaphylaxis and heart failure?
Wilson: No. I was waiting out there, for hours![credit.]
Wilson: Bonnie told me what Cuddy bid.
House: You’re going to out-bid her?
Wilson: We do need a bigger refrigerator… She hurt my friend; she should be punished.
House: You got mad; I’m proud of you. Cuddy won’t share that sentiment. How are you gonna explain it to her?
Wilson: I’m changing our address to a P.O. box.
House: She’ll find out eventually.
Wilson: A problem delayed is a problem denied. [on the phone] Bonnie. I’ll take it.
House: Baby steps.
House 4x12
Wilson: Why not? Why not date you? It’s brilliant. We’ve known each other for years, we’ve put up with all kinds of crap from each other, and we keep coming back. We’re a couple.
House: Are we still speaking metaphorically?

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